Hello yes this is birb
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i’m having an existential crisis
I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.
Trees are superior and I completely accept this.
I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.
(Via gryffindors-keeper Source: odd-gelato) 324,667 notes | 6 years ago
me: *pouring 2% into steaming pitcher*
customer: EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING I WANTED NONFAT
me: *looks at the 15 drinks on the bar* did you get a green tea latte?
customer: ..no…
me: THEN THIS ISNT YOUR DRINK
(Via hyminh Source: steelpandas-deactivated20200829) 1,825 notes | 6 years ago
rebirth (we are all made of stars)
(Via cerulean-prince Source: milkbarista) 99,047 notes | 6 years ago
Chloe Moretz and Sasha Lane Leaves Greenwich Hotel in New York
(Via dailyactress Source: dailyactress) 124 notes | 6 years ago
One act of kindness can change your whole life.
(Via joshpeck Source: salafistallion) 906,078 notes | 6 years ago
what is like…. the Point
(Via lordmeowdemort Source: loneozner) 452,717 notes | 7 years ago
Little gamecubes resting in their natural habitat
(Via d0nn0 Source: 1440p) 317,796 notes | 7 years ago
Yo bitches I’m back lmao
That sperm switch got me fucked up like where is it?? What if you accidentally turn it on during sex and unleash the hounds
Color code the switches.
Red to nut it up, green to slut it up
That’s cool but I don’t trust a switch. Give me an app to control it.
And risk exposure to hackers jacking your nut control?
I’M IN
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
(Via helloimcatherine Source: caskitsune) 510,119 notes | 7 years ago
i hate imagine dragons, and i hate that song that’s like “woooohooohooohoooo gonna be best day ov ma lyyyfe ly y y y y y yfe” and whichever band does that one and i hate bastille, and i hate the 1975
(Via alexander Source: totalhunk) 136,192 notes | 7 years ago Tagged: #same except I like the 1975 occasionally so far